Floyd Fail Reboot

Floyd Fail Reboot


master bedroom after

Floyd’s Facelift: After

New mattress ✔️ 

New bed with solid headboard ✔️ 

New bedding ✔️ 

Cats (inspectors) ✔️ 

Good Feng Shui ✔️ 

Here was the Before if you remember…

Floyd Fail


Sometimes, the Feng Shui is all wrong. This was the bed in Floyd’s master bedroom. Yes, they left the bed.

Some Feng Shui tips for furniture that is not yours:


If you can, buy a new bed including a mattress, new sheets and pillows when you move to a new home.

If you can’t do all that, at least seal the mattress and get new pillows and bedding. 


This bedding screams scary, sociopathic cabin. Wood, mirrors and bears do not really invoke peace and good sleep.

For the record, we did not sleep in this bed; we got it out of Floyd ASAP. If you can avoid it, do not use prior occupants beds, especially mattresses and bedding.


So what’s wrong here? Too much wood -this can spark arguments and inhibit rest. The mirrors right above your head are also disturbing to good sleep, and the bears speak for themselves. 

Stay tuned next week for the after!

Meet Floyd’s Feng Shui Floors


Floyd is getting new floors again-stone! Stone is earth, dry earth, and I know that this is good for me! 

In Feng Shui, it’s helpful to add elements that we are lacking and often our homes are lacking. Floyd has a ton of wood; he’s made of redwood, he’s surrounded by redwood. He needs earth and water. 

Earth is grounding; mountains don’t move so easily. So, if you feel out of control, angry, or have lost your way and have your head in the clouds, earth is a great element to add. 

Earth people are solid, nurturing, supportive-they’re the person you call in the middle of the night to bail you out of whatever you’ve gotten yourself into. 

On the flip side, Earth people can also be apathetic, lazy and stubborn. 

Earth is associated with yellow, and represented by actual dirt, mountains, brick, ceramics, stones and crystals. 

Stay tuned; I’ll let you know how the earth boost goes.